Freakin' Hilarious!

So I have these neighbors.....

I've already decided that they are insane and not in a good way. They leech their way through life and it is becoming just downright hysterical.

So today they were suppose to give me $300 for their utilities. The boy comes to the door and hands me $100 and then sheepishly says....Can we please have the electricity on? (I have it turned off at the breakers).

Hello? I was suppose to get $300 today. Well the roommate who was going to pay apparently got her car impounded and she is stuck about 30 miles away and....now I'm hearing the Wah Wah sound the adults make in the old Charlie Brown cartoon specials. Remember that?

I just looked at him and said, "I'll turn it on for an hour".....and then slammed the door.

10yo Mighty Max....my child who never says much because he is just plain shy says....."What a moron".

I am only responsible for raising my OWN CHILDREN. Apparently, for some cosmic reason, I have been deemed the parent of six twenty year olds downstairs.

I'm so pleased that my children GET IT.

And you can bet your sweet butt that I'm turning off that electricity in exactly one hour.

Bwahahahahahaha....I am so outta here in a couple of weeks.